What is the definition of Downloaded Medical Research?

"Downloaded medical research" is like having your personal health dossier, but instead of a cute cat, it's packed with the latest findings on how to make your insides cry tears of joy (or, in a more unsettling scenario, tears of desperation). Imagine this: "After a particularly grueling marathon, I downloaded medical research claiming that drinking coffee before the race will prevent you from experiencing the dreaded 'runner's high' - so I slathered it on, and now my stomach's saying, 'Hey, you're not getting that adrenaline rush!'"